Keep the Government off of my Medicare

I want to be self-determined.I'm going opt out of social security and Medicare so that somebody with some balls who cares about me can make me some real money. Y'know: Wall St. Free enterprise raises all ships.And I know goddam well that I don't need anybody keeping me informed about Aspartame being fucking as poison as plutonium. I'll stay on top of that myself. Besides they just changed the name. Way to go freedom-fighters. That'll throw those ninnies at the FDA for a loop. And another "besides," Proctor and Gamble was a childhood friend of mine. And as long as Blue Cross keeps sending me those nice flyers about how I should take walks and avoid jaywalking I know that they have my health front and center in their market-based value system.This weekend I'm gonna tear down all the traffic lights in my neighborhood and put up my own. And I'm going to see if I can get a Chamber of Commerce from some place REAL type place like Arkansas or South Carolina to come here and get true-blue business ethics put in on these dildos in Massachusetts who think the fact that post-rent control apartments have price tags like zip codes, owners who spend weekends in Antiqua and more rats than cockroaches is some kind of indictment of the human race's readiness to embrace unsupervised rugged individualism. Lord Almighty, what I wouldn't give to see a Louisiana local sheriff walk into my living room and explain to me about the Bill of Rights today. Let's get back to freedom, double-goddamit.I'm going to form a fucking group (a group,A GROUP; NOT A COLLECTIVE. I'm no fucking Socialist) and see if I can organize a bunch of us to get rid of organized labor around here. Being constantly scared shitless of being exploited is good for a man.And if I've got any time left, I'm going to see what I can do to save Jim Bunning's job in the senate. If a president with Alzheimer's was good enough for the land of the free, it ought be good enough for the homo-loving, Godforsaken U.S Senate.Anyway, this all has me pretty busy. Nuclear freeze, my ass. Nuclear family!!!! And Mary Magdalene WAS a whore, by the way. Not an enlightened follower. Not a lover of Jesus. A WHORE. If there had been Glenn Beck back then, we'd have the evidence. Read your bible, Commie Satan-minions. And pray to God Obama gets no more Supreme Court appointments. They'll be MORE Jewish and Hispanic whores on the court. No more whores. Whores made us eat the apple. Whores and that snake. Liberals love snakes, you know.Whoa am I mad. Whoaaaaaa.

I wish I could take credit for this one but I can't. Credit goes to my brother for saying it better than I ever could. One other note - the title to this post is actually a quote of some tea party member at one of the many protests recently organized by Dick Army and the rest.